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Blah-Blah Bar / Ban the Drones
Seriously, I'm over this stuff.

Overnight Paris gets harassed by swarms of drones over their city, the military use more and more of them. Gutless turds spy on women, I wouldn't even hesitate to assume some pedophile somewhere is using one to case their next victim. Even AFL clubs are using them to spy on each others training, pity they didn't watch EFC more closely!

FFS people, we banned fireworks because kids were losing fingers, eyes and hands, do we have to wait until one of these devices is directly linked to a death before the world acts.

You know it's going to happen, so why not just get rid of the fecking things now?
152
Blah-Blah Bar / Is it really Troll like?
Is it really Troll like behavior if the subject matter is exposing a fake?

Recently a number of high profile "Celebs" have come out and attacked Twitter and Facebook because "trolls" or "petty" individuals have exposed the falseness of the celebrity profiles!

Point in case, Beyonce and Iggy Azalea, both profit from portraying their image as toned and flawless beauty, alabaster or caramel skin stretched over cheeks(faces as smooth as silk and butts that crack walnuts).

But reality it seems is different;

Not so flawless!


Not so tight!


Profiles exposed to be false in forums like Twitter and Facebook, yet the Celebs claim it's the posters who are petty and troll like.

Surely if the Celeb profile wasn't so fake the opportunity to tear down their hollow facade would never exist in the first place?

Are these Celebs becoming victims of their own deceit and complaining about it, have they heard about biting the hand that feeds them? :o

Apologies for wasting your time!
153
Blah-Blah Bar / Darren Jolly
Thoughts are with Darren Jolly and his family.

I hope it turns out to be nothing more than at worst a bit of scar tissue and he can quickly get back to life as usual.

Even better I hope the reports are bogus and he hasn't even had the surgery! ;)
154
Blah-Blah Bar / Can Derek Jeter's life get any better?
Legendary baseball career, multimillion dollars wages($12M/2014) and now his girlfriend makes the Sports Illustrated cover.



I suppose he could find himself a better missus, this one's as fugly as a hat full!

Lifes tough at the top! :D
155
Blah-Blah Bar / He Showers a Lot!
This is Naya Rivera!



Naya is at a loss when it comes to understanding why her man Ryan showers so many times a day!

Quote from: Naya Rivera
“But I’m now married to a white man. And he showers a lot, like two, three times a day,” she said of husband Ryan Dorsey.

I think I've worked it out, and that sign in the background is no coincidence!  ;D



Life truly is stranger than fiction!
157
Blah-Blah Bar / I'm Calling it Bullsh1te!


Please use this thread to expose any significant episodes of non-football bullsh1te you come across.



For an opener, full pun intended, here is bullsh1te personified.

Plastic people living plastic lives and profiting at the expense of everybody else!



Reminds me of the Playschool theme;

There's a (crooked)stair in there
and a chair as well
People at play
and stories to tell
open wide,
come inside
It's play school!

or even this ditti

What a scam
what a scam
what a scam
what a mighty good scam
what a mighty mighty good scam

Maybe the publicist's will claim that the fat-ar5e broke the stairs, or that her butts massive gravitational attraction has warped (thigh)space!
158
Blah-Blah Bar / MM nominates Richo, McGuire and Caro
OK, MM nominates Matthew Richardson, Eddie McGuire and Caroline Wilson. That is a significant set of egos for the ice bucket challenge.

Lets see if they have what it takes to step up and and deliver, two are some of footballs biggest egos and the other is just a giant!
159
Blah-Blah Bar / Doomsday Preppers - They told us so!
Can you imagine what the loonies are saying today, it looks like time is up for the US!

Thankfully they have all those Doomsday Preppers out there loading up their basements!



They always claimed they would be punished for their sins, who'd a thunk it!!  :D

Anyone know Constantine's phone number?
160
Blah-Blah Bar / Embarrassing Edelsten
WTF was this bloke thinking, bringing this at Tom Haffey's funeral?



I am embarrassed to think he is a Carlton supporter!
161
Robert Heatley Stand / Stand by Tuohy
I have no idea why but this bloke Tuohy has something that can potentially unite, I find it intangible.

When you listen to him speak he just seems to say the right things!

I think Tuohy in conjunction with Simpson and and the other Irish compatriots might be the key to uniting our club.

They have a perception of durability, fight, endurance and defiance that others don't!

The don't have to become leaders, just a symbol of defiance, rebels even, highwaymen, bush rangers!

The concept feels right, even Daisey fits the bill!
163
The Sports Desk / Did Webber retire too soon?
Well, I look at the variability of Vettel versus the early form of Ricciardo and it makes me wonder, was Webber too rash in pulling the pin?

We have had the heads of RBR complaining about the new regulations, they are virtually crying over what they perceive as changes specifically targeted to reign them in. Paranoid as that may be, Ricciardo seems to be doing OK.

This makes me think Vettel seems unable to adjust to the refinements and requirements of driving a turbo to the limit, he has made statements about the new power plants, while Ricciardo in the same machine seems to do fine. Most of the other drivers I regard as turbo experienced seem to have adapted to the change better than Vettel.

How would MW go with the return of the turbo, they are cars that need a driver not just a reckless bloody minded lead foot?

Multi 21 Seb, get out of Ricciardo's way you are slowing him down!
164
Robert Heatley Stand / Bring back the torp, outside F50!
We have this problem in our F50, it is jam packed with defenders 90% of the game and our talls don't mark!

We need a tactic that thins out the opposition defense, make them cover more ground.

Bring back the torp I say, let Jammo, Watson and Tuohy patrol the HFF at kick ins and when we press up the ground. If we turn it over on the F50 at a kick in, or if there is no way forward  off the flank even consider kick it backwards to them.

Sure the accuracy might be rubbish, but once defenders stand watching kicks sail over their head a few times you see a significant shift in the attitude to opposition flooding. You only have to get one goal and they will not be so keen to leave you unattended. I do not know a coach or defender who is happy to leave the scoring of a goal by the opposition up to chance, they are more about eliminating those chances all together.  Draw them out and the likes of Garlett, Murphy, Ellard and Yarran have much more room to play in!

PS: At the moment Tuohy averages 0.4 goals, Watson 0.1 goals and Jamison 0.0, anything they score is a plus!
165
The Sports Desk / Vertonghen's dive, why soccer is the world's most overated sport!
Well anyone who has seen this must be gob-smacked.

A sport worth trillions of dollars, players worth millions and influencing trillions more in gambling dollars can tolerate such a blatant fraud without penalty or consequence.

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