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Reply #15
All those years ago I played footy with a bloke called Warren Bunney.

Real good bloke too.
I spent most of my money on Women and grog.
The rest I just wasted.

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Reply #16
I know of a Polish plasterer whose surname was Kutyorkukov. :)

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Reply #17
My sister had a friend called Rosie Ramsbottom  :)
“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?”  Oddball

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Reply #18
Reasonably common Russian name:

Ivan Kutnutzov.
Only our ruthless best, from Board to bootstudders will get us no. 17

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Reply #19
Sonia Drobbernickers!
Reality always wins in the end.

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Reply #20
Went to Primary School with Wayne Kerr (true story)

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Reply #21
Good umpire that...schimply maaarvellous stufth.
DrE is no more... you ok with that harmonica man?

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Reply #22
Ok I'll play.
I have a friend named Jo King.
Funniest part is that I didn't get it for quite some time. When I did, man did I have trouble when we were face to face for a while ????
Coming together is the beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
Henry Ford.

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Reply #23
I've worked with a quite a few indians in my time. Nice people, but funny names.

To list a few, and i swear not a single one is made up....
Pooja
Lovedeep
Lovelean
Gagandeep
Manmeet

...and i'm probably forgetting some in there too.

...and yes, they are pronounced how you think they would be for maximum laughter.

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Reply #24
Ok I'll play.
I have a friend named Jo King.
Funniest part is that I didn't get it for quite some time. When I did, man did I have trouble when we were face to face for a while ????
I had a client called Ray King once. By the way, I am making a list of all these. I have no farken idea what all this has to do with Hamish McIntosh but anyway...
2017-16th
2018-Wooden Spoon
2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time

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Reply #25
My first wife's anaethetist for the first born was Dr Dizzy. Yes, true. Operated out of Ballarat Base Hospital.

One of the first men my ex (same as above) dated after we parted was a dentist. Conversation went something like this: Her: I'm going out with a dentist (kinda show offy). Me: Oh that's good, what's his name?" Pause. Her: Dr... Dr... Dr Slowcock, don't you say a fkn word... Me: Laughter. Her: storms off. (He practiced in the Mentone area, circa early 80s).
Only our ruthless best, from Board to bootstudders will get us no. 17

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Reply #26
My first wife's anaethetist for the first born was Dr Dizzy. Yes, true. Operated out of Ballarat Base Hospital.

One of the first men my ex (same as above) dated after we parted was a dentist. Conversation went something like this: Her: I'm going out with a dentist (kinda show offy). Me: Oh that's good, what's his name?" Pause. Her: Dr... Dr... Dr Slowcock, don't you say a fkn word... Me: Laughter. Her: storms off. (He practiced in the Mentone area, circa early 80s).
;D ;D ;D
2017-16th
2018-Wooden Spoon
2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time

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Reply #27
There was a doctor in the small town I grew up in called Dr De'Ath. Quite posh he was.
Reality always wins in the end.

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Reply #28
No way,  seriously.
DrE is no more... you ok with that harmonica man?

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Reply #29
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078892/From-Doctor-Death-Cardinal-Sin-pick-jobs-suit-names.html

I remember Cardinal Sin, the Archbishop of Manila. I think Cookies Dr De'Ath takes the prize though.
2017-16th
2018-Wooden Spoon
2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time