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Reply #1095
Can see the Aussie top order dropping like flies here.
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Reply #1096
Warner is dead set Broads bunny. Surely he is finished.
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Reply #1097
Agree. He is an embarrassment.

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Reply #1098
Marnus. Dumb arse shot after almost being caught behind. When will these guys learn to focus after they get an “out of jail card” for free? That is your opportunity to score a ton and make the fielding side suffer the consequences. This top order needs to not rely on Marsh to do something to get a score they can defend.
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Reply #1099
Yep, Marnus playing dumb cricket, needs a boot in the arse.  Not converting is becoming a worrying pattern.

Starc....well, it's long established he doesn't care about conceding runs.  Maybe time to try something different.

Boland... The lack of penetration is concerning.

Warner... We all saw it, stats underlined it, but ego and Candice the selector got him on the boat.  Isn't making runs or surviving, which means ta ta.
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Reply #1100
Boland... The lack of penetration is concerning.
Did you watch?

Boland's last spell he beat the edge over and over again but couldn't but a nick, Stokes couldn't lay bat on ball, and Boland didn't need to resort to the costly short rubbish like Cummins or Starc!
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Reply #1101
Did you watch?

Boland's last spell he beat the edge over and over again but couldn't but a nick, Stokes couldn't lay bat on ball, and Boland didn't need to resort to the costly short rubbish like Cummins or Starc!
In that session where Wood and Stokes carted Cummins, Starc and Murphy all over the ground, why was Boland given a crack?
2017-16th
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2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time

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Reply #1102
In that session where Wood and Stokes carted Cummins, Starc and Murphy all over the ground, why was wasn't Boland given a crack?
Is that what you meant to write?

I couldn't work it out either, if not for an "Umpires Call" Boland had Stokes done cold LBW, hitting the middle of middle stump, but courtesy of some fag paper thick virtual line on the pitch the batsmen get the benefit of the doubt because the system says not more than half the ball is inside the virtual line, thank the BCCI for that one!

I didn't realise the rules of cricket stated a percentage that has to pitch in line before it is deemed to pitch in line!

Then Boland beat Stokes and Ali, multiple times, but only bowled one bouncer in the entire spell, was Boland penalised for not towing the company line, who knows! But it was ridiculous cricket, and every time they start bowling short to Stokes it plays into his hands!

I suppose the NSWelshmen are slagging off Murphy as well for being carted, but reality is he had Stokes done two or three times in his first couple of overs if not for missed catches, those first few overs went for just 1 run an over. Then it was too late Stokes was off and running and making them all look pedestrian.

Then when the chance is there to bury the Poms, Smith and Labuschagne have melt downs, it was bizarre.

I'd be monitoring both teams for signs of Indian bookmakers!
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Reply #1103
Id ask why Marsh wasnt given overs when Stokes was going, everything he has been touching has turned to gold and his forte is short format cricket which is essentially what is being played now.
England cant expect a banged up Stokes to carry the team and I wouldnt be surprised if he doesnt play the next test if the Ashes are lost. He cant keep playing these whirlwind innings and is due for a low score soon, he played a tired sore shot to get out and even when he was dropped I didnt put it down to great bowling more him being forced to play big shots to try and get England some runs as the rest of his batsmen were contributing nothing and getting out.
We should win this test comfortably imo and we have the potential for a clean sweep if Stokes doesnt play again this series...

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Reply #1104
Is that what you meant to write?

I couldn't work it out either, if not for an "Umpires Call" Boland had Stokes done cold LBW, hitting the middle of middle stump, but courtesy of some fag paper thick virtual line on the pitch the batsmen get the benefit of the doubt because the system says not more than half the ball is inside the virtual line, thank the BCCI for that one!

I didn't realise the rules of cricket stated a percentage that has to pitch in line before it is deemed to pitch in line!

Then Boland beat Stokes and Ali, multiple times, but only bowled one bouncer in the entire spell, was Boland penalised for not towing the company line, who knows! But it was ridiculous cricket, and every time they start bowling short to Stokes it plays into his hands!

I suppose the NSWelshmen are slagging off Murphy as well for being carted, but reality is he had Stokes done two or three times in his first couple of overs if not for missed catches, those first few overs went for just 1 run an over. Then it was too late Stokes was off and running and making them all look pedestrian.

Then when the chance is there to bury the Poms, Smith and Labuschagne have melt downs, it was bizarre.

I'd be monitoring both teams for signs of Indian bookmakers!
Yes that's what I meant, wasn't not was.
2017-16th
2018-Wooden Spoon
2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time

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Reply #1105
Id ask why Marsh wasnt given overs when Stokes was going, everything he has been touching has turned to gold and his forte is short format cricket which is essentially what is being played now.
England cant expect a banged up Stokes to carry the team and I wouldnt be surprised if he doesnt play the next test if the Ashes are lost. He cant keep playing these whirlwind innings and is due for a low score soon, he played a tired sore shot to get out and even when he was dropped I didnt put it down to great bowling more him being forced to play big shots to try and get England some runs as the rest of his batsmen were contributing nothing and getting out.
We should win this test comfortably imo and we have the potential for a clean sweep if Stokes doesnt play again this series...

Whats the bet those runs Wood and Stokes were gifted will come back to haunt the Aussie? That along with Warner and Smith seemingly unable to contribute even a half meaningful score. Warner should be on the first plane home after this test, he is embarrassing.
2017-16th
2018-Wooden Spoon
2019-16th
2020-dare to dream? 11th is better than last I suppose
2021-Pi$$ or get off the pot
2022- Real Deal or more of the same? 0.6%
2023- "Raise the Standard" - M. Voss Another year wasted Bar Set
2024-Back to the drawing boardNo excuses, its time

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Reply #1106
Careful, chief selector Candice will cancel you.

I would have told him to pack his kit after the Sydney test.
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Reply #1107
Will there even be 250 runs for the poms to chase?
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Reply #1108
250 might not be enough to defend. Head did well to set up some total. More than the established upper order did. Now it is up to the bowling attack to win this match. The ball has moved around off the pitch, so the bowlers better not waist their opportunity.
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Reply #1109
Poms bat normally and they crap this in.

Top order lost this test. Getting out to Ali is inexcusable.
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