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The old threatening lines. Here are some I remember 
 
"Just wait til we get home". 
 
"Wait til your father gets home".  
 
"I kick ya farking arse that hard you won't sit down for a month!!"
 
"I'll farking shove ya head up ya arse!!"
 
And two of my personal favourites:
 
"Speak to me like that and I'll slap ya face!!!!"
 
"Look at me like that and I slap you."  

And this one: "I'll f***ing belt you!!!!

 
 
Oh to be a kid again.

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a "time out." In fact, I've never even once been grounded in my life. What's the point? Send your kid to his room and make him play video games and read comic books all day? Great idea, why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so she can pull some disorder out of her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad parent?

The sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of.

Quote from: Gozza on December 27, 2013, 05:59:53 pm

The old threatening lines. Here are some I remember 
 
"Just wait til we get home". 
 
"Wait til your father gets home".  
 
"I kick ya farking arse that hard you won't sit down for a month!!"
 
"I'll farking shove ya head up ya arse!!"
 
And two of my personal favourites:
 
"Speak to me like that and I'll slap ya face!!!!"
 
"Look at me like that and I slap you."  

And this one: "I'll f***ing belt you!!!!

 
 
Oh to be a kid again.

Gozz - you shouldn't have spoken to your parents like that!

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The sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of.

For every kid a smack didn't hurt... I reckon there's a thousand that it did.

Quote from: Lods on December 27, 2013, 06:14:28 pm

For every kid a smack didn't hurt... I reckon there's a thousand that it did.

Carn Lods I thought you were old fashion. 

Quote from: Gozza on December 27, 2013, 06:15:56 pm

Quote from: Lods on December 27, 2013, 06:14:28 pm

For every kid a smack didn't hurt... I reckon there's a thousand that it did.

Carn Lods I thought you were old fashion. 

My dad was in the British Army.
He was an Australian overseas in the British Army when the Second World war broke out.
He was captured at Singapore and spent four years in the camps and on the railways.
After the war he joined the Australian Army and was a Sergeant-Major when he eventually left the Army.
He knew a bit about discipline and punishment.
He never once hit me.
I've spent the last 40 years working in Juvenile Detention centres and State Ward homes.
I've seen the result of physical abuse and the circle of violence it creates in young folk.
I know a bit about discipline and punishment.
I've never once hit my own kids (or any other kid)and my kids have turned out fine.
I just don't think it's necessary.

Quote from: Lods on December 27, 2013, 06:26:08 pm

Quote from: Gozza on December 27, 2013, 06:15:56 pm

Quote from: Lods on December 27, 2013, 06:14:28 pm

For every kid a smack didn't hurt... I reckon there's a thousand that it did.

Carn Lods I thought you were old fashion. 

My dad was in the British Army.
He was an Australian overseas in the British Army when the Second World war broke out.
He was captured at Singapore and spent four years in the camps and on the railways.
After the war he joined the Australian Army and was a Sergeant-Major when he eventually left the Army.
He knew a bit about discipline and punishment.
He never once hit me.
I've spent the last 40 years working in Juvenile Detention centres and State Ward homes.
I've seen the result of physical abuse and the circle of violence it creates in young folk.
I know a bit about discipline and punishment.
I've never once hit my own kids (or any other kid)and my kids have turned out fine.
I just don't think it's necessary.

Top post, LODS. Strong.

I don't spank Lance Jr at all. (and by Lance Jr I mean my son.....)