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Title: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 14, 2014, 07:24:17 am
Not long after Dr filed for bankruptcy in the US. 
 
Hmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: PassIt2Carrots on January 14, 2014, 08:15:24 am
Really?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 14, 2014, 09:47:47 am
Just never looked right, that union. Not sure that in the natural order of things hyenas are meant to marry plump shih tzus.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Mav on January 14, 2014, 09:52:24 am
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/bankrupt-geoffrey-edelsten-selling-palazzo-versace-penthouse-on-gold-coast-after-split-with-wife-brynne/story-fnk82dz0-1226800953497 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/bankrupt-geoffrey-edelsten-selling-palazzo-versace-penthouse-on-gold-coast-after-split-with-wife-brynne/story-fnk82dz0-1226800953497)

Such an odd character is Edelsten.  If he were a character in a film or book, the book or film would be panned for being over the top and unrealistic.  He's a parody of a look-at-me flaky entrepreneur. 
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 14, 2014, 09:59:26 am
She's a trollop and he's got more money than sense.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 14, 2014, 11:04:01 am
She's a trollop and he's got more money than sense.

Not any more!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 14, 2014, 11:31:29 am
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: ItsOurTime on January 14, 2014, 11:53:47 am
Geez if those two crazy kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 14, 2014, 01:17:23 pm
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.

I wonder if the courts will want her to return the 80 litres of silicone!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: ItsOurTime on January 14, 2014, 01:26:37 pm
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.

The way things are going for the doc, she may have to fork over some of her cash to him :P
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 14, 2014, 01:34:06 pm
I've always thought she wasn't much to look at anyway. I've found better poontang down the Dorset on a Saturday night.  ;D
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: MilkIt on January 14, 2014, 02:22:10 pm
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.

Who gets Juddy in the divorce?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: ItsOurTime on January 14, 2014, 02:28:33 pm
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.

Who gets Juddy in the divorce?

You reckon the doc wants anything to do with that fluffball?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: MilkIt on January 14, 2014, 02:39:34 pm
And I hope she gets nothing from the divorce settlement.

Who gets Juddy in the divorce?

You reckon the doc wants anything to do with that fluffball?

Cut off the nose to spite the face? Depends how much of a d**k (not duck) he wants to be.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Thryleon on January 14, 2014, 05:31:42 pm
This is the biggest Yawn of a topic.

I feel for the Doc, but at the end of the day it was always going to end like this.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 14, 2014, 07:12:39 pm
We really do need some footy! When a topic like this gets traction you know we're in strife!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Mantis on January 14, 2014, 08:47:51 pm
We really do need some footy! When a topic like this gets traction you know we're in strife!

Your not wrong. He is poor or broke. He filled for bankruptcy in the US but he has plenty of assets and money all around the world you would suspect. Tax dodging, crafty operator. She needs a few more brain cells to keep the other one from being too lonely.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: cookie2 on January 14, 2014, 10:31:08 pm
Tend to agree with Baggers - this is a soapie and will be on-going for some time. The real story though, as others have hinted, is likely to be a financial one with the Tax Office playing a leading role, rather than one of a broken romance.  The good Doc has previous experience with such dramas. ::)
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 15, 2014, 08:18:22 am
He's served his purpose for Brynne anyway even if she doesn't clean him out money wise. He's given her a profile and now she's set. Not a fan of people like her...appear so sweet to the public.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: ElwoodBlues1 on January 15, 2014, 09:39:40 am
He's served his purpose for Brynne anyway even if she doesn't clean him out money wise. He's given her a profile and now she's set. Not a fan of people like her...appear so sweet to the public.

Agree....her mum paid for the boobies to be done and then said go and hook a wealthy old man and set yourself up......mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: LP on January 15, 2014, 09:08:00 pm
He's served his purpose for Brynne anyway even if she doesn't clean him out money wise. He's given her a profile and now she's set. Not a fan of people like her...appear so sweet to the public.

Agree....her mum paid for the boobies to be done and then said go and hook a wealthy old man and set yourself up......mission accomplished.

Now she is free to marry Tomic, his old man bought him a tennis racket and told him to go catch a sponsor!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: age on January 15, 2014, 11:50:43 pm
What a shame.  Thought it would last.  They seemed such a lovely couple. 
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: LP on January 16, 2014, 12:41:57 pm
I have a mate who does maintenance at SE Water's Carrum Downs sewerage facility.

He is always amazed at how the turds seem to congregate together, like they are real people!

Meh!  ::)
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: thrunthrublu on January 16, 2014, 10:26:42 pm
she wanted a kid  - she knew kid = 70%+
she knew he'd never want a kid
so, spits the dummy and no s3x
he's got heaps of blue diamonds.
love balls lead him to the internet.
gets caught, she looks like the victim.

straight out of the playbook - puss and ego
are wealthy jews cryptonite
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: LP on January 16, 2014, 10:39:31 pm
I think she is more Thenardier than Cosette, and the Dr thinks he is Valjean but he ain't!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: PassIt2Carrots on January 17, 2014, 09:45:37 am
Wow 2 pages.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 17, 2014, 10:04:28 am
Wow 2 pages.

Its fun hanging sh1t on people.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: cookie2 on January 17, 2014, 10:27:30 am
Wow 2 pages.

Its fun hanging sh1t on people.

And those two have plenty of hanging points!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: c4e on January 17, 2014, 11:29:41 am
I wonder if the courts will want her to return the 80 litres of silicone!

That's just her lips, right?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Gozza on January 17, 2014, 11:31:08 am
She's fat. There I said it.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 17, 2014, 05:45:24 pm
Who gets custody of Juddy (their dog). Poor critter... he must look at those two then stare up at the heavens and yelp, "What'd I ever do to you???"
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: cookie2 on January 17, 2014, 07:40:57 pm
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/10/26/1226494/210599-brynne-edelsten.jpg)

Heard he will feature in a new movie "Juddy and the Puppies"!
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: LP on January 17, 2014, 09:37:16 pm
I wonder if the courts will want her to return the 80 litres of silicone!

That's just her lips, right?

I'd say it was evenly distributed!  ;)
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 17, 2014, 10:10:43 pm
I wonder if the courts will want her to return the 80 litres of silicone!

That's just her lips, right?

I'd say it was evenly distributed!  ;)

To all her lips?
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Juddkreuzer on January 17, 2014, 11:17:38 pm
Fev will probably have a crack.
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 18, 2014, 09:23:46 am
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/10/26/1226494/210599-brynne-edelsten.jpg)

Heard he will feature in a new movie "Juddy and the Puppies"!

Wonder why when I look at Brynne I immediately visualise a caravan park and all these relatives who look stragely similar ???
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: cookie2 on January 18, 2014, 10:04:21 am
@Baggers

And the sound of "Duellin' Banjos" playing gently in the background?  :)
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: thrunthrublu on January 18, 2014, 10:38:45 pm
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/10/26/1226494/210599-brynne-edelsten.jpg)

Heard he will feature in a new movie "Juddy and the Puppies"!

this picture only proves that dogs love anyone
Title: Re: Edelstens Divorce
Post by: Baggers on January 19, 2014, 11:15:25 am
@Baggers

And the sound of "Duellin' Banjos" playing gently in the background?  :)

Picture. Complete.