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Reply #1725 –
Quote from: LP on
I'm pegging it would take Trump at least 18 hours to formulate a tweet in response!

John Clarke would have been another good one to get hold of the Donald!

But alas, I think it would be all wasted on the yanks! Have you ever seen the shock and confusion when an Irish politician explains the PR-STV election system to a US republican? It's like coaching an opera singer in Klingon!

Now ya talkin'. Clarke and Dawe - comedy/political commentary giants. And you're 100% right, the Yanks just wouldn't get it. You're being very generous to The Donald... 18 hours if he was in a switched on mood, and even then he wouldn't get it. Many who know Trump often comment on the fact that the bloke has no sense of humour, pity really because when he looks in the mirror there is so much 'golden' comedy material looking right back at him... ;D
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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1726 –
>
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Trump Supporter?
> 
>  Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
> 
> You're walking down a
> deserted street with your wife
> And two small children.
> 
> Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you,
> screams "Allah ho akhbar!",
> raises the knife, and charges at you...
> 
> You are carrying a
> Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
> 
> 
> 
> THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU READ ON:
> 
>
> Democrat's Answer:
> 
> �   Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> �   What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
> �   Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> �   Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
> �   Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> �   Could we run away?
> �   What does my wife think?
> �   What about the kids?
> �   Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
> �   What does the law say about this situation?
> �   Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> �   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
> �   Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> �   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
> �   If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
> �   Should I call 9-1-1?
> �   Why is this street so deserted?
> �   We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
> �   Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> �   I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
> �   This is all so confusing!
> 
> ............ ........ ........ ........ ......... ........ ........ ........
> 
>
> Republican's Answer:
> 
> 
> 
> BANG!
> 
>
> ............ ........ ...... ......... ......... ......... ........ ....
> 
> Trump Supporter's Answer:
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
> Click
> 
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
> 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
> 
> Son:  'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> 
> Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!
Reality always wins in the end.

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1727 –
I thought the Kimber only had a seven shot capacity,  unless it had a custom magazine...
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Reply #1729 –
Not bagging you out Cookie,  just pointing out that it's one thing to pack heat for home dee-fence.  But packing custom heat,  that's taking it to a whole other level.
DrE is no more... you ok with that harmonica man?

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1730 –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0

Best gun comedy sketch ever, which makes total common sense. He was just about run out of the US after this (Jim Jefferies).
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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1731 –
Quote from: Professer E on
Not bagging you out Cookie,  just pointing out that it's one thing to pack heat for home dee-fence.  But packing custom heat,  that's taking it to a whole other level.

No offense taken Prof - just having a laugh.
Reality always wins in the end.

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1732 –
Quote from: Baggers on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0

Best gun comedy sketch ever, which makes total common sense. He was just about run out of the US after this (Jim Jefferies).

????

The thing is the audience got it!

I know gun toting Democrats and gun control Republicans so it’s hard to really get a handle on who thinks what when it comes to guns in the US.  One thing that I am sure of is that the videos of people shooting themselves in the foot, getting knocked over by the recoil and other firearms stupidity all feature supporters of the current POTUS (maintaining my determination never to use his name!).
“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?”  Oddball

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1733 –
Every time the police apprehend terror suspects before they act the police are labeled racists.

Every time the police arrest terrorists after a terrorist act, the police are labeled negligent!

How can they win?

Do what The Donald does, shoot the critics! :o
The Force Awakens!

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1734 –
Careful LP,  if keep pedaling such common sense you'll be branded anti-PC,  which is considered even worse than Islamaphobes,  Racists, Fascists,  Nazi's,  Misogynists....
DrE is no more... you ok with that harmonica man?

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1735 –
Quote from: LP on
Every time the police apprehend terror suspects before they act the police are labeled racists.

Every time the police arrest terrorists after a terrorist act, the police are labeled negligent!

How can they win?

Do what The Donald does, shoot the critics! :o

Who the hell labelled the cops racists for apprehending terror suspects? I haven't heard anything other than, 'well done, ripper.' from all sides of the political spectrum.

I don't think anyone with a modicum of intelligence would react badly to the arrest of people planning harm. Maybe the 1% lunatic fringe, but really no-one takes any notice of them... accept the HUN which will splash dramatic headlines, giving voice to the lunies of the far left (or far right, depends on what suits their agenda that day!!!).
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Reply #1736 –
There was a big stink last week about some students at a Sydney uni which had their charges dropped.  Feds copped a serve over it.   Reading between the lines there wasn't enough to get a conviction or it was not deemed serious enough to push.
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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1737 –
Quote from: Professer E on
There was a big stink last week about some students at a Sydney uni which had their charges dropped.  Feds copped a serve over it.   Reading between the lines there wasn't enough to get a conviction or it was not deemed serious enough to push.

Yes, I think I saw that. If it's the same one looked like students were being c0ckheads (probably ripped on something). It was an over reaction from the constabulary but just a storm in a tea cup... slow news day!

I recall about 2 years ago walking past Crown Casino and there was a scuffle between a couple of cops on horse back and about half dozen protesters. Bugger all to it. When I saw it on the news... looked like half of Melbourne was at war!
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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1738 –
Quote from: Baggers on
I recall about 2 years ago walking past Crown Casino and there was a scuffle between a couple of cops on horse back and about half dozen protesters. Bugger all to it. When I saw it on the news... looked like half of Melbourne was at war!

I think I was in at Crown that day too, was it when the treasurer was speaking at a gig? I actually drove past the main entrance just before the marching protesters arrived, the media made it look like a war but it was a handful of protesters(maybe 50 all up) and it was over in minutes, when they were refused entry they left!

I've been OS and had concerned relatives ring me because the local news has reported widespread rioting in the streets of big cities. On one occasion I was in a hotel overlooking the very park / square were it was all supposed to be happening, there was nobody there except people walking their dogs!

btw., I have the inside official word on the US Hurricane season, there is no climate change it's just God punishing Americans for Trump! (Insensitive I know!)
The Force Awakens!

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #1739 –
Quote from: LP on
I think I was in at Crown that day too, was it when the treasurer was speaking at a gig? I actually drove past the main entrance just before the marching protesters arrived, the media made it look like a war but it was a handful of protesters(maybe 50 all up) and it was over in minutes, when they were refused entry they left!

I've been OS and had concerned relatives ring me because the local news has reported widespread rioting in the streets of big cities. On one occasion I was in a hotel overlooking the very park / square were it was all supposed to be happening, there was nobody there except people walking their dogs!

btw., I have the inside official word on the US Hurricane season, there is no climate change it's just God punishing Americans for Trump! (Insensitive I know!)

I thought Trump was their punishment  >:D

Timing sounds about right, Spotted One. Most of the crowd were onlookers. Amazing what  you can create with 'tight shots' of a scuffle (and it wasn't even that). You're right it was dispersed in minutes. You'll see more drama in a kindergarten when Johnny pulls Mary's hair.
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