One thing that you think will happen this season to Carlton on or off field.
Levi Casboult will lead the league is contested marks and kick 50+ goals.
This is going to end well !! ;)
Don't know about Levi but we'll finally beat the Hawks. :)
Carlton will experience a Fremantle Dockers-esque bounce and play in a Grand Final in 2014!
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
Lol do you really think all that doom and gloom will happen or are you just taking the proverbial?
Bryce Gibbs will win the Brownlow medal.
Yeah ok...I'll play..
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Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
Come on EB1, that's not sticking your neck out, thats a certainity ;D
Levi Casboult will lead the league is contested marks and kick 50+ goals.
There's sticking your neck out and then there's wrapping your lips around a Smith & Wesson
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
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One thing that you think will happen this season to Carlton on or off field.
Mick & Caro in a sex scandal :o
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
I think this may be a long season for Elwood, if you can't be optimistic at this time of the year then whoo boy......
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
EB1, Mate... did you find a dead rat in your porridge this morning? Maybe Mrs EB1 (or Mr EB1) should take you away for a 2nd honeymoon this weekend?
Sticking my neck out for a prediction for this season:
Malthouse to add 2 years to his contract.
Thomas to play every game and finish top 5 in our B&F.
Menzel to kick 40+ goals and finish top 10 in our B&F.
Juddy to go around again in 2015.
...and I agree with Admiral Raydan -
Levi to lead the league in contested marks for season 2014.Phew... the natural balance of things has been restored.
Blues get pumped up all summer long and deliver bugger all in the season proper. Wait that's not sticking my neck out... ;D
Blues get pumped up all summer long and deliver bugger all in the season proper. Wait that's not sticking my neck out... ;D
I think you're in the wrong place. You're after the "Carlton Defeatists Club". Here's a link --> http://www.afl.com.au/
You're after the "Carlton Defeatists Club". Here's a link --> http://www.afl.com.au/
^-^ ^-^
Rene Kink to be named Mick Malthouse's successor with Rotten Ronnie Andrews as senior assistant.
Judd reported in the Grand Final for applying the Cobra Hold (per Tiger Jeet Singh) to Ryan Crowley.
Murphy loses out on the Downlow by one vote to Crowley!
Judd reported in the Grand Final for applying the Cobra Hold (per Tiger Jeet Singh) to Ryan Crowley.
Oh god! They'd burn him at the stake as part of the post game frivolity!
Gozza gets a nice neatly trimmed haircut for the first time in years, dons the slacks, the tie and business shirt and becomes president of the club.
Matthew Kreuzer kicks 3 lots of 5 goals in one game during the season and wins the Brownlow Medal. ;)
206, Walker and Yarran named in the AA Team
(I'd be happy to get just 1 of those right!!)
Juddy to win the brownlow and cement himself as a champion of the game whilst Carlton win the flag.
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
Lol do you really think all that doom and gloom will happen or are you just taking the proverbial?
I'm just keeping my options open...if you fire enough bullets you gotta hit something...
Gibbs and Murphy get proper hairstyles.
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
EB1, Mate... did you find a dead rat in your porridge this morning? Maybe Mrs EB1 (or Mr EB1) should take you away for a 2nd honeymoon this weekend?
Sticking my neck out for a prediction for this season:
Malthouse to add 2 years to his contract.
Thomas to play every game and finish top 5 in our B&F.
Menzel to kick 40+ goals and finish top 10 in our B&F.
Juddy to go around again in 2015.
...and I agree with Admiral Raydan - Levi to lead the league in contested marks for season 2014.
Phew... the natural balance of things has been restored.
WeetBix today with some Betaglucare(great for the cholesterol) ..Rat free too...that would be Mrs EB and yep middle of Feb we are having a little holiday away together without the offspring, how did you know?
Yeah ok...I'll play..
Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....
Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....
I think this may be a long season for Elwood, if you can't be optimistic at this time of the year then whoo boy......
I figured when you said that Levi would kick 50 plus and lead the league in contested marks you used up all the optimism available and didnt leave any left for me... ;)
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.
I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.
I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.
If we can't have some hope, then what chance do we really have. Surely we are not the next Ninthmond. Surely not at all in any shape or form.
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.
I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.
If we can't have some hope, then what chance do we really have. Surely we are not the next Ninthmond. Surely not at all in any shape or form.
We probably have been for years but haven't realised it.
Gozza backs a carlton finals campaign
Shakin questions the coach
Jamie backs in Simmo
Brettie wants white delisted
Instead of stick ya neck out, we might need a pull ya head in discussion for me and others.... ;D
Instead of stick ya neck out, we might need a pull ya head in discussion for me and others.... ;D
;D
Lodsie declares us no chance in R6.
Waite to play all 22 games plus finals. No injuries, no reports, not sticking my neck out................Just dreaming
Maybe this thread should be re-titled "Pipedreams"?
- Watson to cement himself at CHB allowing Henderson to become our leading goalkicker.
- Cripps to earn our first rising star nomination in years and play 10+ games
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
Instead of stick ya neck out, we might need a pull ya head in discussion for me and others.... ;D
;D
Lodsie declares us no chance in R6.
Nah
I think we'll beat West Coast at Etihad :D
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
We'd better, that's the game I'm going over for this year!
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
We'd better, that's the game I'm going over for this year!
Big Saturday night? :P
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
Sorry carrots, the world is a nice warm fluffy place were people live on forever.
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
Realists.
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
Sorry carrots, the world is a nice warm fluffy place were people live on forever.
Yeah I understand what you're saying but it's a fairly morbid thought to be coming up with for one of your own isn't it?
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
We'd better, that's the game I'm going over for this year!
Big Saturday night? :P
Was thinking the same thing! LOL :))
Gozza backs a carlton finals campaign
Shakin questions the coach
Jamie backs in Simmo
Brettie wants white delisted
Hey.. I backed him in last season.. Gave him massive wraps... ;)
You need to do some research LLT... ;)
I think we'll finish 11th and Daisy will do his ankle. Judd to announce retirement at R16 in a desperate attempt to push us onwards and upwards to a finals berth.
Waite to play 11 games.
One of Bell Cripps or Cachia to push Carrazzo out of the team.
Docherty to be AA initial squad
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
Sorry carrots, the world is a nice warm fluffy place were people live on forever.
Yeah I understand what you're saying but it's a fairly morbid thought to be coming up with for one of your own isn't it?
Its not morbid, its naive to think it can't happen to you.
I got nothing against him, but the point is to 'stick your neck out' and i thought it was likely that someone would retire prematurely, then i just had to work out who was likely....Waite, Judd, Scotland are most likely...Carrots was next IMO.
- Carrazzo to announce his retirement before the end of the season after being plagued by constant injuries
What sort of prediction is that? Who even thinks that about one of their own?
Sorry carrots, the world is a nice warm fluffy place were people live on forever.
Yeah I understand what you're saying but it's a fairly morbid thought to be coming up with for one of your own isn't it?
Its not morbid, its naive to think it can't happen to you.
I got nothing against him, but the point is to 'stick your neck out' and i thought it was likely that someone would retire prematurely, then i just had to work out who was likely....Waite, Judd, Scotland are most likely...Carrots was next IMO.
Good point kruddler
Why ask a question, answer truthfully then get shot down for doing something that was asked.?
Carozzo just sjgned a 2 year last year whilst injured.
Similar to waites 3 to 4 year extension whilst injured
I stick my neck out: we won't make the 8
regards to Mr Swan Hughes and Rodgers...
Carozzo just sjgned a 2 year last year whilst injured.
Wasn't last year his first of a 3 year contract?
Carozzo just sjgned a 2 year last year whilst injured.
Wasn't last year his first of a 3 year contract?
Correct he's contracted until the end of 2015.
Our form will be patchy and inconsistent.
We will lose to Geelong again after having them on toast, most likely through poor kicking and a bad umpiring decision.
We will also lose twice to Essendon for the same reasons.
We will lose to a side that we really shouldn't, and we will beat a side that nobody think we will.
Matthew Kreuzer enjoys an injury free season, kicks 30 goals, makes the all Australian team, gets 18 Brownlow votes and comes fifth in the John Nicholls Medal.
Matthew Kreuzer enjoys an injury free season, kicks 30 goals, makes the all Australian team, gets 18 Brownlow votes and comes fifth in the John Nicholls Medal.
18 Brownlow votes and only 5th in the B&F? :o
I reckon if this happens you can add a flag to Carlton in 2014. :D
Whichever 4 blokes are above him in the B&F, they must have had unbelievable seasons !!!!
(I hope you are right !!)