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Rene Kink to be named Mick Malthouse's successor with Rotten Ronnie Andrews as senior assistant.

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Reply #16
Judd reported in the Grand Final for applying the Cobra Hold (per Tiger Jeet Singh) to Ryan Crowley.

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Reply #17
Murphy loses out on the Downlow by one vote to Crowley!
Reality always wins in the end.

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Judd reported in the Grand Final for applying the Cobra Hold (per Tiger Jeet Singh) to Ryan Crowley.

Oh god! They'd burn him at the stake as part of the post game frivolity!

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Reply #19
Gozza gets a nice neatly trimmed haircut for the first time in years, dons the slacks, the tie and business shirt and becomes president of the club.

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Reply #20
Matthew Kreuzer kicks 3 lots of 5 goals in one game during the season and wins the Brownlow Medal. ;)
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Reply #21
206, Walker and Yarran named in the AA Team

(I'd be happy to get just 1 of those right!!)
Mens sana in corpore sano - A healthy mind in a healthy body.

Navy, it's not just a color, it's an attitude !!!

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Reply #22
Juddy to win the brownlow and cement himself as a champion of the game whilst Carlton win the flag.
"everything you know is wrong"

Paul Hewson

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Reply #23
Yeah ok...I'll play..


Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....

Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....

Lol do you really think all that doom and gloom will happen or are you just taking the proverbial?

I'm just keeping my options open...if you fire enough bullets you gotta hit something...


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Reply #24
Gibbs and Murphy get proper hairstyles. 

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Reply #25
Yeah ok...I'll play..


Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....

Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....

EB1, Mate... did you find a dead rat in your porridge this morning? Maybe Mrs EB1 (or Mr EB1) should take you away for a 2nd honeymoon this weekend?

Sticking my neck out for a prediction for this season:
Malthouse to add 2 years to his contract.
Thomas to play every game and finish top 5 in our B&F.
Menzel to kick 40+ goals and finish top 10 in our B&F.
Juddy to go around again in 2015.

...and I agree with Admiral Raydan - Levi to lead the league in contested marks for season 2014.

Phew... the natural balance of things has been restored.

 WeetBix today with some Betaglucare(great for the cholesterol) ..Rat free too...that would be Mrs EB and yep middle of Feb we are having a little holiday away together without the offspring, how did you know?

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Reply #26
Yeah ok...I'll play..


Mick Malthouse to announce this year will be his last year of coaching......
Thomas to do his ankle and play less than 5 games
Menzel to do his knee
Judd to retire a couple of games before seasons end....

Levi to play about 10 games ...kick 9 goals and get the Ar$e at seasons end.....

I think this may be a long season for Elwood, if you can't be optimistic at this time of the year then whoo boy......


I figured when you said that Levi would kick 50 plus and lead the league in contested marks you used up all the optimism available and didnt leave  any left for me... ;)

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Reply #27
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.

I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.

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Reply #28
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.

I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.

If we can't have some hope, then what chance do we really have. Surely we are not the next Ninthmond. Surely not at all in any shape or form.
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Reply #29
I reckon Elwood might be bang on the money with at least one anyway.

I reckon we're farked as a club for a while.

If we can't have some hope, then what chance do we really have. Surely we are not the next Ninthmond. Surely not at all in any shape or form.

We probably have been for years but haven't realised it.