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The Sports Desk / Re: NRL / Origin
Last post by LP -
We can easily find ways to pot the AFL, but the V'landys bucket of crap is on full display with the NRL GF entertainment.

There are a few long standing issues that the NRL apparently conceal.

They burn bookings by overbooking and double booking, like an airline oversells seats, which leads to acts being bumped at the last minute leaving some out of pocket for lead up expenses. This seems to only happen to local acts, the ones who can least afford it.

Another allegation is an interesting one, and part of the NRL News Ltd foundation. When you watch an NRL game much of the crowd and game play noise is fake, it's piped in by the broadcast team, like a comedy laugh track. At the ground the cheering, the gasps from big hits, the actual sound of the collision itself, just isn't there. Now for the game it's not such a big deal, but allegedly the rumour goes after a couple of lack lustre events they took to doing the same for the entertainment, piping in fake crowd cheers and applause, making the broadcast look like the joint was jumping when it was in fact a mortuary of knuckle draggers who had no idea who was on stage. Now this largely went unnoticed by the fans and media, but the performers didn't take kindly to it at all, some of them took the position that the atmosphere was a deadset failure of the NRL to provide adequate resourcing, the NRL cheaped out. choosing to spend the cash on ads and not the event.

So this weekend we see acts denying the "leaks" that they are performing at the NRL GF, some of them in support of Tones and I who was basically announced as the headline act without so much as a discussion and certainly without a contract. Since that fallout, a swath of leaks (allegedly from NRL insiders) have occurred, one after the other all denied by the performers.

It seems the thing V'landys is good at is impersonating Trump!
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The New Joke Thread
Last post by Lods -
“I would like to just acknowledge Lachie Neale, who we now know is going to the dark side,

Take a last look at Lachie because he’s going tomorrow to have some teeth removed and a bit more ink.”

Andrew Wellington Brisbane Chairman
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The New Joke Thread
Last post by rocky -
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm last night in bed, but I accidently gave her some super glue instead.

She’s still not talking to me
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The New Joke Thread
Last post by DJC -
I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhoea" over the American "diarrhea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.
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Ladies Lounge / Re: AFLW 2026 Rd 8 Carlton vs Hawthorn at home
Last post by LP -
Quote from: kruddler – on

I think Gab relishes those conditions. Not sure what was up with Velardo, but to have Gab as an option to come in to the side is a luxury most don't have.
I had to wonder if she had been carrying an injury, I was a bit shocked to see her omitted, but sometimes it's a safer bet to report an omission rather than to let opponents know about an injury.

For me she might be our ultimate bench rotation, she can come and have an impact just about anywhere on the surface.

Defends depth in D50 as well as anybody, and can hit up F50 targets or even take the shot herself as well as anybody, actually I think it's only a lack of opportunity that has seen her not have more impact forward of centre, but she is so good in D50 it's almost to her detriment.