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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 8 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs St. Kilda
Last post by Gointocarlton -
I didn't watch any of the game as I had to hand out the trophies at my cricket club's presentation night.

However, I have read a fair bit online about the match and it appears there were no trophies to be handed out there.

I can only summise that we are genuinely tanking and my reasoning is as folows.

If we can finish last, we can bid on the Port Adelaide kid, get matched by the Power and get that extra bonus pick at the end of the first round. Then we can take the best key position player with our next attempt. After that, if anyone bids on Walker, we can use the bonus pick as part of the collateral to match the bid.

In other words, we are going to try and get two young guys instead of one.

Furthermore, why has Hewett been dropped to the seconds and not recalled ??

Because he is providing genuine leadership to the young guys down there and they will not be promoted to the seniors as the selectors want to keep the next batch of youngster away from the toxicity the senior players.

Yes, it's quite a fanciful theory but its the only way I can understand the utterly woeful onfield efforts we are seeing right now.
Would not surprise me one bit. In trying to solve one perceived problem the AFL has created another with the compo picks for bids that fail. They are inviting "shiftiness" which is akin to cheating, if you cant beat em, join em I say.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 9 2026 Pre Game Predictions Carlton vs Brisbane in Brisbane
Last post by Gointocarlton -
IN: L. Young, Wilson, Hewett, HOK, Ison, Moir
Of the 6 in's you've mentioned, only Hewett deserves a call-up. That's not going to happen. If you saw Voss' post match you'd know George is on the nose. Well on his nose primarily
I would rather Harry went to CHB than bring in the donkey (L Young).
Wilson started off pretty well yesterday afternoon but then had a couple of horrible moments and his confidence just dropped off. Like he felt he'd blown his chance? Still I'd be happy to give him a run if Cowan doesn't get up. Maybe he'll get in anyway. At the expense of a seriously underdone/out of form Cottrell
HOK is just no good at the moment. Cannot get considered, so based on our MC he has every chance
You need to watch the magoos game. Moir kicked an absolute ripper on his left from the boundary. More evidence of a player who has "something" but just can't sustain it for longer periods , yet, I hope.  Still if Harry goes back he would be my logical replacement.
Finally, Ison. First time I've had a good look at this kid and I'm hoping, HOPING, we may have found one. Didn't get a lot of it but 3 goals from 8 kicks ain't bad. Looks to have some mongrel too. Wouldn't mind having a look at him in the big league

oh, p.s. Cody Walker. Very, very good

Word on the street is he might be reconsidering his decision to nominate us.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 9 2026 Pre Game Predictions Carlton vs Brisbane in Brisbane
Last post by kruddler -
IN: L. Young, Wilson, Hewett, HOK, Ison, Moir
Of the 6 in's you've mentioned, only Hewett deserves a call-up. That's not going to happen. If you saw Voss' post match you'd know George is on the nose. Well on his nose primarily
I would rather Harry went to CHB than bring in the donkey (L Young).
Wilson started off pretty well yesterday afternoon but then had a couple of horrible moments and his confidence just dropped off. Like he felt he'd blown his chance? Still I'd be happy to give him a run if Cowan doesn't get up. Maybe he'll get in anyway. At the expense of a seriously underdone/out of form Cottrell
HOK is just no good at the moment. Cannot get considered, so based on our MC he has every chance
You need to watch the magoos game. Moir kicked an absolute ripper on his left from the boundary. More evidence of a player who has "something" but just can't sustain it for longer periods , yet, I hope.  Still if Harry goes back he would be my logical replacement.
Finally, Ison. First time I've had a good look at this kid and I'm hoping, HOPING, we may have found one. Didn't get a lot of it but 3 goals from 8 kicks ain't bad. Looks to have some mongrel too. Wouldn't mind having a look at him in the big league

oh, p.s. Cody Walker. Very, very good

Don't get confused with what i want vs what i think will happen.

I know most of the above are no chance of happening.
I know next week will be more of the same as a result.

I'm trying to create enough of a change to jolt us awake again. MC will not.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 9 2026 Pre Game Predictions Carlton vs Brisbane in Brisbane
Last post by ElwoodBlues1 -
IN: L. Young, Wilson, Hewett, HOK, Ison, Moir
Of the 6 in's you've mentioned, only Hewett deserves a call-up. That's not going to happen. If you saw Voss' post match you'd know George is on the nose. Well on his nose primarily
I would rather Harry went to CHB than bring in the donkey (L Young).
Wilson started off pretty well yesterday afternoon but then had a couple of horrible moments and his confidence just dropped off. Like he felt he'd blown his chance? Still I'd be happy to give him a run if Cowan doesn't get up. Maybe he'll get in anyway. At the expense of a seriously underdone/out of form Cottrell
HOK is just no good at the moment. Cannot get considered, so based on our MC he has every chance
You need to watch the magoos game. Moir kicked an absolute ripper on his left from the boundary. More evidence of a player who has "something" but just can't sustain it for longer periods , yet, I hope.  Still if Harry goes back he would be my logical replacement.
Finally, Ison. First time I've had a good look at this kid and I'm hoping, HOPING, we may have found one. Didn't get a lot of it but 3 goals from 8 kicks ain't bad. Looks to have some mongrel too. Wouldn't mind having a look at him in the big league

oh, p.s. Cody Walker. Very, very good

Lewis Young has been reasonable...Weitering, Harry and a host of others have been woeful. Young has more to play for imho and while I wouldnt play him on anyone brilliant he can play a few roles and didnt deserve to be dropped imo but of course you cant drop any of the big name players and create more headlines.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 9 2026 Pre Game Predictions Carlton vs Brisbane in Brisbane
Last post by rocky -
IN: L. Young, Wilson, Hewett, HOK, Ison, Moir
Of the 6 in's you've mentioned, only Hewett deserves a call-up. That's not going to happen. If you saw Voss' post match you'd know George is on the nose. Well on his nose primarily
I would rather Harry went to CHB than bring in the donkey (L Young).
Wilson started off pretty well yesterday afternoon but then had a couple of horrible moments and his confidence just dropped off. Like he felt he'd blown his chance? Still I'd be happy to give him a run if Cowan doesn't get up. Maybe he'll get in anyway. At the expense of a seriously underdone/out of form Cottrell
HOK is just no good at the moment. Cannot get considered, so based on our MC he has every chance
You need to watch the magoos game. Moir kicked an absolute ripper on his left from the boundary. More evidence of a player who has "something" but just can't sustain it for longer periods , yet, I hope.  Still if Harry goes back he would be my logical replacement.
Finally, Ison. First time I've had a good look at this kid and I'm hoping, HOPING, we may have found one. Didn't get a lot of it but 3 goals from 8 kicks ain't bad. Looks to have some mongrel too. Wouldn't mind having a look at him in the big league

oh, p.s. Cody Walker. Very, very good
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 8 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs St. Kilda
Last post by Thryleon -
The theory is born of arrogance.

Arrogance that we arent actually that bad, we are just hamstringing ourselves.

Guess what kids, we are that bad.  We have been for the better part of the modern era except when some brilliant individuals paper over the cracks.  The second they cant do that anymore the cracks open up again.

Coach made no moves. Yes he did, McGovern back, crips forward, cowan going off forced us to change up sone stuff with florent, hollands and zach williams.

Don't confuse not making a change with not making an effective change.  We tried our best, its just not good enough.  We kick those set shots from kemp, williams and McKay and the game changes. 
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 8 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs St. Kilda
Last post by ElwoodBlues1 -
I didn't watch any of the game as I had to hand out the trophies at my cricket club's presentation night.

However, I have read a fair bit online about the match and it appears there were no trophies to be handed out there.

I can only summise that we are genuinely tanking and my reasoning is as folows.

If we can finish last, we can bid on the Port Adelaide kid, get matched by the Power and get that extra bonus pick at the end of the first round. Then we can take the best key position player with our next attempt. After that, if anyone bids on Walker, we can use the bonus pick as part of the collateral to match the bid.

In other words, we are going to try and get two young guys instead of one.

Furthermore, why has Hewett been dropped to the seconds and not recalled ??

Because he is providing genuine leadership to the young guys down there and they will not be promoted to the seniors as the selectors want to keep the next batch of youngster away from the toxicity the senior players.

Yes, it's quite a fanciful theory but its the only way I can understand the utterly woeful onfield efforts we are seeing right now.
Dark Lord , Your theory is too complicated and practical for any of the masterminds at the Carlton Football club to have planned, Im just putting it down to a poor list and woeful off field setup from the President all the way down the line. Even the club Doctor appears like he cant it right and is under the pump. I can see why Brian Cook jumped ship and feigned retirement, he must have seen the Iceberg on the horizon long before anyone else and headed for the lifeboats straight away.
Their is no quick fix or messiah on or off the field and the club need an intervention from an Independent Management Group to over see a rebuild on and off the field imho. The Board need to take control and throw the doors open for a full review and be prepared to make changes and have every position scrutinized even their own or we are just going to go around in circles sticking bandaids on everything and having hope as our only strategy.