Come on lads - no excuses this week.
10+ goal victory.. And don't let Jono Brown get a hold of you.
Midfield forgot to turn up
FFS CARLTON WAKE THE FORK UP!!!
OMG even Menzel isn't switched on.
Have Yarran or Gibbs touched it yet.
I normally don't mind Lynch commentating, but today he seems to be referring to us as Carlton football club and the them as the Lions. WTF's with that?
Isn't that what we are??
Its too wet for them. They might get dirty >:( >:( >:( >:(
Essendon and Collingwood all over again.
Rowe on brown, that's just peachy >:( >:(
Menzel is the only one that's interested
You can come up with all this footy mumbo jumbo to excuse our blokes but they are just dumb ass pussies end of story.
Yes, but it's just odd other commentators refer to the Blues, The Lions. Just seems odd.
Anyway not to worried at this stage they are on fresh legs lots of ins will be interesting to see how they go longer in the game.
This is worse than C/wood, because brissy are shiiiit.
Mick needs to explain how to play in wet greasy conditions again. ::)
That's ok, in reality we should be 10 goals down. We can still come back from here.
Well that was good. I wonder if we can serve up more crap like that in the second quarter.
Ellard is trying to make a contest every time. Waite may as well have been sitting next to me that quarter.
Yep should be game over. We didn't look like it and their run is cutting us up.
Bigger bunch of dumb "footballers" you will never find
But getting nowhere. MM the fwit had him at full forward.
Took us half the quarter to work out that the ground is wet....and so is the ball.
Clearly shows we've spent too much time playing under the roof, can't keep our fit, can't grab the ball.
Brisbane clearly got the jump on us, but we'll find our feet and battle back.
Some dodgy decisions in there helped them to a couple of goals, and took away a couple of opportunities for us to get on there as well.
Sydney last year? I thought they may have learnt something then?
At the moment they are playing like they don't care.
Brisbane are working much harder.
But it's still early in the game....It's not something that can't be fixed but they'll have to get a move on this quarter or it will be game over by half time.
That's one back
FMD our fwd line consists of Menzel and witches hats
No mate he's blameless. But I'm sure he'll get the credit when we come back and win. ;)
... and lazy. Same old lazy feckers every feckin' interstate trip. Coaches come and go. Attitude has remained the same.
Umpires?
AFL wants Bears to win this
Docherty is very industrious.
I reckon we've got them, we'll win this by 5 goals.
DO our blokes now how to:
block
try and intercept the footy
hit a target
tackle
show any desperation whatsoever
ANSWER
NO
Make that in front by 5 goals at half time.
Yep
Different team out there now ;)
Because Brisbane are an awful side.
Now that they have woken up, they need to win this well..............................................................if they can :-\
I would debate we are more awful.
PS Are the umpires watching the Brisb feds jumper hold or what?
Chance now for Garlett to prove he deserves a spot in the best 21.
Gets an early go at things with Ellard about to be subbed off.
Hendo, always waiting for someone else to go in and get the ball.
WTF was carrazzo thinking?!
Woeful first quarter, second is way better.
12:32 mark our blokes stood stationary at a throw in and watched the lions take it away. Incredible.
Twice inside a minute Henderson was leading the chase for the ball but would not bend down to pick it up!
Been doing that for weeks now.
Casboult looks like he is going to a Ned Kelly impersonators convention tonight with that hair & beard.
We will triple their score by the end. Unless the weather conditions changes for the worst
Yarran done nothing. I thought indigenous round would bring out the best in him.
Looks like a fwit. But then again, I'm old fashioned, Sheik ;) ;)
Might not be playing well but that was smart play from Hendo to give it to Garlett instead of taking a shot on angle.
I'm off to my cousin's wedding reception. Hopefully there's some nice replay action when I get back! :P
Might not be playing well but that was smart play from Hendo to give it to Garlett instead of taking a shot on angle.
Bonus for us, their ruck, West, just done his knee.
BANG works immediately with an awesome ruck tap to Garlett.
Of what, the footy, or the wedding night ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :-* :-*
Did Warnock touch that then or was it just Garlett reading it better ??
Hendo kicks another, good solid effort in the second.
Champagne ruck and rover work
agree buy why did we dish up that crap in the first??
Wasn't a great kick from Murphy but Rowe shouldn't have dropped that.
Hendo doesn't look like taking an overhead mark
Heart in mouth stuff EVERY TIME Rowe is involved
Whatever we are paying the umps, the lions have doubled it! F*** me.
These commentators, really. "The Blues didn't turn up to play" Fork off! Did they turn up to knit? Did they turn up to recite poems? What a forking stupid saying FFS.
As if Brown marked that.
No mark to brown, but Robbo grabbed him around the head so he might have got it anyway. Of course brown is a little bloke, so you have to forgive Robbo for not being able to grab him around the body
Let me see, 2:50 on the clock, junk time goal time.
Two quick ones to the Lions, now a couple of points down, imperative we wrestle back the initiative.
How many times do we need to watch him spray the hell of a ball when lining up for goal?
Casboult, learn to kick or piss off.
He would be just as good if he kicked with his eyes closed!
Cannot believe that the Lions are this serious an opponent, certainly thought we would have them at arm's length all match, not leading at the first two changes.
Thats not as stupid as it may sound. At the gym, I am about as good with the speed ball as Levi is at kicking. I close my eyes and I punch it like Jeff Fenech. He should give it a try lol. He could not do any worse.
well, we have made a big dint in their lead.
can't see the lions winning to be honest.
They will have to use Hodor Merrett in the ruck now.
They had the week off so they were always going to fresher. But that first quarter was still abysmal. We controlled the second but as usual fell asleep in the last five minutes.
Hodor Merrett - brilliant!
"We are Carlton, f#$% the rest"
I'll spew up if we lose this one.
I said it before the game - if we are serious about being on the right path, improving, master coach etc., then games like this are simply not negotiable.
I close my eyes and dream that gibbs is peddles
Should hand in his notice.
I close mine and dream that at the end of the day, he won't sign and we get two decent draft picks for him.
Send out a search party, see if they can find Gibbs.
My wife is a Demons supporter and i watched the game with her today. The carlton players should have watched it too. They might have learnt how you put your body on the line, go in hard and give your all to win. Melbourne were fantastic today. We, frankly are Crap.
his manager tells me he's in the bathroom with ciccone hair gel, he will be out in a minute
Again, a whole fkn body to tackle, Mclean goes for the neck. These blokes are brainless.
Brown, as fkd as his body is, will eat Rowe for breakfast lunch and dinner
Rowe is too slow to stay with Brown, didn't think he'd kick that one though, hurts.
Gibbs you weak ...........
Gee we have some oxygen thieves in that side.
Well read by White, repelled a lions thrust with a strong chest mark in front.
Is Touhey playing?
Hendo=no braino
They would have been better off putting a cardboard cut out of Waite out there and rested him.
There's Tohey, hullo, where have you been??
Passengers galore tonight.
Docherty, murphy, Bolt, Warnock maclean Simmo putting in. White good and after being paid that mark and goal, let's hope hendo comes right back to form.
Has Hendo shat in his shorts? Really, there appears to be a crap stain.
Please Gibbs, FKN GO!!!!
No my mistake, Gibbs just crapped them.
Buckley been terrible tonight
Bloody hell!!
Coming up to junky time!!~
For a big man, Touhey was weak then.
2E is clueless. Really really clueless.
Tell Tuohy to punch in defence.
No tackling pressure at all then
Dwayne getting on my nerves now
If 2E is on Zorco, make the move for gods sake. He will cost us the game.
Should be at least 2-3 goals more in front than we are, let them score easy in junk-time, a habit we cannot break.
Why do these bastards make me go through hell every week. I think, we are playing Brisbane. the bottom team. Surely we can beat them by 6 or more and I can relax and enjoy. But no.
I want to congratulate Rowe. That was the first time he has actually marked the ball under pressure, rather than punch the ball away.
Where has Menzel gone?? Did Buckley catch the plane??
Dwayne was, is, and always will be, a fwit. I know a couple of people who know him well, and that's their description, not mine. I just agree with them :D
Buckley has been useless all game
Armfield would have been handy tonight
He played the percentages the right way in that instance, but Brown is carving him up badly.
We play games with 16-17 players week in week out. For e.g., passengers this week:
Henderson
2E
Menzel
Waite
Ellard
Buckley
Missing the run of Armfield and Walker, look at little slow out there.
The burners should be on shortly ;D
So Brisbane haven't won a last qtr all year. Hehehehe.
Don't worry mate, not getting carried away, but at least he took the mark. He's no good, but as you say, he's all we have got so I hope it gives him some confidence.
Nice piece of linking team play results in a goal to Hendo, great start to the last.
Watch Daisy's last quarter again when the heat is on.
Win or lose, this again is not convincing. Or tells us anything as to were we are at :-[
Why the fk do these idiots try to finesse. It's wet out there you idiots.
Appalling kick from Simpson, doesn't deserve a stat for that.
Are you serious against the bottom team and he has to come out when the heat is on. We are forked.
Garlett lazy
It's called leadership......
They continue to hand pass to blokes under pressure.
what I mean is we shouldn't be under pressure in the last qtr against the bottom team.
We need to be 4 in front with 3 minutes to go, because junk time will kill them
Gibbs hates playing man on man
They are sitting off their opponents, I reckon they think that the game will win itself.
Any chance that someone will actually kick the fkn ball????
Yep, to be playing at the same skill level as the bottom team leaves me feeling pretty low. I want to believe, but it's a struggle at the mo. Lions are crap, have heaps of injuries, lose their ruckman at about the halfway mark.,...........................serenity now.
WElcome back Zac
Tuohy's best piece of play for the day gives us some breathing space.
How many marks will we end up dropping?
One more goal now and we are just about home methinks.
We need two more
Gibbs getting instructions from the runner as that goal was kicked. Probably making reservations for dinner
THAT WAS TOUCHED !!!!!!
Gibbs makes me vomit
Can't the Bolt speak. where was the protest
These umpires are so inconsistent FMD
Brown and Rowe both look spent !!
We are cooked.
Defeat Jaws Victory!
22 to 14 our way, here come the last qtr equalizers all in their 50 .
What is wrong with these idiots. Docherty you Goose.
Once again a whole body and gibbs goes for the neck
So dumb.
Good on you brainless Waite
WAITE IS A screwING IDIOT !!!!
So many questionable umpiring decisions. Ones paid to them. Ones not paid too us.
Casboult touched behind not paid could cost us the game.
Waite 50m penalty could cost us the game.
Laughable
Another loss to a bottom side
The umpires are killing us literally
Waite should not have done that at all but ffs talk about being soft
Fk the umpires, WE ARE LOSING THIS GAME
The frees are in our favor so the square up is now happening. Won't be the reason we lose though.
This is a disgrace.
Spilt so many marks.
Again the high octane gameplan means we have nothing left again.
Brown can't do a thing wrong. Umps are afraid to pay a free against him
Plenty of time left, just can't afford them to kick another.
They have unquestionably been given 18 points
Simpson can't hold onto the fkn ball
Again, he DUCKED.
Contributed to the high contact. Supposed to be play on.....unless you are in a Lions jumper
....thats a mark to Yarran!!
WE SHOULD BE A 10 GOAL BETTER SIDE THAN THEM. FOR FKS SAKE, STOP BLAMING THE FKN UMPIRES!!
WHAT THE FK IS A MARK ANYMORE JESUS CHRIST
Got taken out by brown FFS
Bugger ............ that one hurts !!
Why wasn't Yarran paid the mark though ??
Brown legs a guy who marked it utter bullcrap
Menzel, Henderson, Robinson, Yarran.
All dropped marks in the last quarter.
How many times has yarran done that. I mean, miss the goal when we needed it. Remember Richmond.
It doesn't matter. Yeh sure we are better than but come on umpiring has been a joke
All had marks that were not paid.
Robinson and Yarran marks should've been paid.
YARRAN ........... ANOTHER FRIGGIN' IDIOT !!!
Misses a sitter then clocks a Lions player from behind and gets reported.
Again, a whole fkn body and Garlett goes for the neck
MM has just kissed his coaching career away. We are officially crap
We look done !!
You hold them there is no doubt.
They weren't paid so therefore they were spilled.
Have since 8 Minutes left. Too
Much energy in this gameplan against a team coming off the bye.
Menzel completely disappeared
THats right we need two goals so lets kick it around the boundry
Hendo robbed with that mark not paid !!
DICKHEADS
Another one to Henderson.
There have been some equivalent 'marks' paid to the Lions. For us? No dice.
Even the commentators have said we have been hard done by from the umps!
We were terrible but that Yarran mark was a complete disgrace.
go frig yourself.
you watching the same game. The umpires have been told the bears have to win. Utter frigging bull crap
That Ladies and gentlemen says it all about this week mob the we give our hard earned too.
We were robbed by the umps but I dont feel sorry AT ALL for our club. We didnt turn up to play. Weak as P155
Terrible umpiring and some real passengers out there in the Navy Blue .....
Some real slow stupid heads out there.
Lost to the bums on the bottom of the ladder.