Legendary baseball career, multimillion dollars wages($12M/2014) and now his girlfriend makes the Sports Illustrated cover.
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/02/06/1227209/866592-92e21262-ad50-11e4-a8ac-2e38d96357fd.jpg)
I suppose he could find himself a better missus, this one's as fugly as a hat full!
Lifes tough at the top! :D
He's always done it tough though.
Joy was a real burden, too aggressive, a real control freak, he had to cut her loose and quickly. He felt like he was drowning!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cA0YCd5qspA/maxresdefault.jpg)
Vanessa came along, she was great but didn't fit his sporty lifestyle. He just couldn't get her out of bed!
(http://top10actress.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Vanessa-Minnillo-4.jpg)
He hooked up with Jordana, she was much more sporty and suited his lifestyle. But those flouro colors in the early mornings got to him eventually, it must have been hell all that pink on black. If only she had stayed away from the tanning salon and bought a tan cardigan.
(http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/jordanabrewster/Jordana%20Brewster%20-7.jpg)
Of course after that color he well and truly over corrected with Jessica, a great girl but too grey and cold climate for an outdoors type like Derek. She wanted to curl up in winter and he wanted to stretch out in summer!
(http://duvarkagitlari.mobi/wp-content/uploads/jessica-biel-photos-2.jpg)
The world thought he finally hit a home run with Minka, but who'd a thunk it, she is a Coke girl and he's a Pepsi guy!
(http://cdn.gq.com.mx/uploads/images/thumbs/201230/minka_kelly_691444405_674x900.jpg)
(http://www.imgth.com/images/2012/08/14/minka-kelly_65mhk2835ck.jpg)
Some blokes have no luck at all! ::)
reminds me of my Rolodex
He must have a great personality with a quirky sense of humour and "gets" women :))
Surely he tells women he is an international croquet sensation and only drives around a 2000 nissan pulsar for sponsorship reasons?
He's definitely struggling.
That pic is so borderline. :))
reckon it is just about right >:D
It's not even real, I bet it's been photoshopped to the max, but I'm guessing you already knew that.
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/02/06/1227209/866592-92e21262-ad50-11e4-a8ac-2e38d96357fd.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IWPKarIzd7w/SfYVDwR4C9I/AAAAAAAAAX8/mzyfmHhMjNk/s320/dogma.bmp)
Lucky I had my ventolin handy when I opened this thread. ;D