I'm Calling it Bullsh1te!
Please use this thread to expose any significant episodes of non-football bullsh1te you come across.
For an opener, full pun intended, here is bullsh1te personified.
Plastic people living plastic lives and profiting at the expense of everybody else!

Reminds me of the Playschool theme;
There's a (crooked)stair in there
and a chair as well
People at play
and stories to tell
open wide,
come inside
It's play school!
or even this ditti
What a scam
what a scam
what a scam
what a mighty good scam
what a mighty mighty good scam
Maybe the publicist's will claim that the fat-ar5e broke the stairs, or that her butts massive gravitational attraction has warped (thigh)space!