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Reply #45 – October 27, 2026, 09:19:13 am

My career at the bicycle factory was very successful.

After just one week I was made the spokes person.

😇

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Reply #46 – October 27, 2026, 10:12:12 am

Why do maths books look so sad...

So many problems...

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Reply #47 – October 27, 2026, 11:15:02 am

What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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Reply #48 – October 27, 2026, 11:17:20 am

Primary school teacher asks the class "whats 1 + 1?"
Little Isaac responds "That depends Miss, are we buying or selling?"

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Reply #49 – October 27, 2026, 12:11:36 pm

I’ve become addicted to brake fluid.
My doctor’s worried but I can stop at any time.

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Reply #50 – Today at 11:33:33 am

Corny but here goes

Surgeon : I'm going to need to operate on that shoulder

Patient : Ok. Will I be able to play golf afterwards?

Surgeon : Yes

Patient : Good, because I can't now.

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Reply #51 – Today at 11:51:00 am

Little Johnny is pushing his mate on a billycart up a steep hill when he lets out an almighty array of swear words. A priest is walking passed and upon hearing the profanities he stops and says "Young man, you mustn't swear, for God is everywhere listening"
Little Johny replies "Really? Is God in that tree over there?"
Priest :"Yes Johnny"
Little Johnny: "Is God on that fence over there?"
Priest :"Yes Johnny"
Little Johnny: "Is God on my billycart?"
Priest :"Yes Johnny"
Little Johnny: "Well tell him to get off and fkn help me push then"

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Reply #52 – Today at 12:29:12 pm

There’s nothing quite like a Little Johnny joke 😀