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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Carlton vs Freo (In Game)
The most amazing thing about this club is the sheer number of hacks we have. We have the blessing of no Gibbs tonight, but sure as sh*t, Henderson steps up to take his place. I'm at a loss as to why this club is so adept at attracting some of the worst talent ever seen on a football field.

Just truly head shaking stuff from go to whoa...  :o :o :o
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Round 15 Post Game Thread - Blues v Tigers
Quote from: Juddkreuzer on
A seriously fair weather supporter response to a loss. "A bigger pack of softcox"...great manner in which to categorize the young players trying to find their way such as Fields and Holman.  Murphy, Simpson, Kreuzer and Gibbs also could question their new found labels under your categorization. Richmond like it or not have taken the next step but we are not too far away if we can tweek our list correctly in the next draft period

This attitude is what has got us to this position. People constantly making excuses for our players. No more! Fu(k 'em! How about we put pressure on them to perform, instead of making excuses as to why they didn't.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Round 15 Post Game Thread - Blues v Tigers
An ugly, ugly game that was not helped by the appalling umpiring, but having said that, some of our players find new ways to embarrass themselves every time they step out on the park. Here are a few primes examples:

Carrazzo - 25 metres out to put us within 18 points and put pressure on the Tigers and maybe some belief in his team mates. Instead of kicking truly, he shanks it like a typical Carrazzo effort and is lucky to score a behind

Tutt - 20 metres out directly in front. Could start some momentum for the team. Hmmmm, nah, not for Tutt, he thinks a behind will better service our needs. Should never wear the Carlton Guernsey again. I've seen enough! It's not pretty and not going to get any better

Yarran - Turn over merchant extraordinaire. Fu(k me, if you don't want to play, just fu(kin' leave. You will save alot of peoples televisions from being destroyed. In fact, just p!ss off! You only play when you want to, not when the team needs you. Silky skills my ar5e!

Hendo - My God! Has Rance got photos of you in a compromising position? You do realise he IS the opposition and you're there to provide a contest. Geelong can have him, I've seen enough

Bryce - Just the name now incites anger within me. I immediately think flog and turnover merchant. When was the last time you hit a target? Another 4 more years of this tripe to look forward to.... Greeeeat, I'm definitely looking forward to your electrifying attack on the ball and team play............. <sarcasm off>

That is just a snippet that comes to mind, there was so much more and I'm sure I could have written a 50 page essay outlining the short comings of this team. I can't remember the skills of a side being that bad. This is below VFL level and it's not like the Tigers were putting on massive pressure. Imagine what's going to happen when we play Fremantle.

The club will need to provide diapers instead of undies before they go out onto the ground otherwise there's going to be one huge bio-hazard to clean up from every CFC player crapping themselves every time the ball is near.

I'm so over this and sick of starting off my weekend having watched the crap they've dished up. Apart from Cripps, they're all tradeable as far as I'm concerned. A bigger pack of softco(cks you will not see in your lifetime. I'm officially embarrassed to be a supporter of this club.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Round 12: Carlton vs. Port Adelaide - in the game
I am so sick of these so called Number One picks totally cocking up. Virtually every disposal that both Gibbs and Murphy have had has either been a turn over or not hit the target and put pressure on the intended recipient.

I wish they would both just f*(k off. I'm sick of it...
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: 2015-Rnd 2 West Coast vs Carlton (Ingame)
Gibbs is the biggest turn over merchant in the AFL and Murphy ain't far behind him.

Watch the first half closely and see how many times Gibbs is involved in a goal being scored against us, a turn over or simply being a fumbly spastic.

The guy has a reputation that reads he is an elite user and an A Grader. F*ck me that couldn't be further from the truth. He struts around like his sh*t don't stink. screwin' greater pretender I have not seen in my lifetime.

Bryce, just f*ck off...
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: R13 : Carlton drowned by the Hawks
That was one of the poorest displays by a player I have ever seen. Watson should never be allowed to wear the Carlton guernsey ever again. That miss cost us the game.

I said to a friend as soon as he missed it that we may as well turn off the TV, it was game over.

I'm hatin' Watson so much right now. Just killed the momentum we had. We were all over them and from that point forward it sapped the confidence from the group.

All I can say is you f&*kin' ar5ehole Watson. Get the f^&k out of my club. F&*kin' hack!
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: RD 11 - BLUES Lose To Lions (Embarrassment & Dispair)
I just hope Malthouse has made the decision that this group of players have embarrassed this club for the last time.

I really don't care who gets traded or delisted at seasons end. All I am sure of is that there needs to be major changes made to the list.

I am sick of this group of players and people should cease making excuses for them. No more excuses, it's time for action.
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Notice Board (Visitors Enter Here) / Website Responsiveness
Hi Everyone,

I have been informed that an undersea cable connection has been cut. This is the cable between us and Japan where CSC is hosted. Immediate action was taken to re-route traffic through alternative means, but this has caused all websites to become less responsive than they would have been otherwise.

The site will return to normal as soon as they rectify the issue. Until then, you're just going to need to be patient.

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Talk soon...

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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The Venting Thread
Quote from: Baggers on
Just got back from a terrific, though short break, up north. As part of the trip we stopped in to catch up with relos and friends in Canberra ...Canberra is a cemetry with street lights. The place is simply crape... it should be declared an abject failure and closed (somewhat like Adelaide).

Your relos must live in Charnwood if you got that from visiting Canberra. Don't put sh*t on my town dude...  >:(