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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 0 2026 Pre-game Prognostications Carlton vs Sydney in Sydney
Last post by Gointocarlton -
Both Weiters and Charlie have talked about how much time they have spent competing against each other over the last ten years.  If anyone knows how to get the better of Charlie, it's Weiters and I don't buy the argument that Charlie is too fast for him.  Charlie is expecting Weiters to play on him and he probably will, at times.  I'm just not convinced that shutting Charlie down is make the best use of Weiters in terms of his intercept marking and setting up our transition from defence.

The only defender I wouldn't like to see spend a lot of time on Charlie is Lewis Young.  I think that his reaction time could give Charlie a metre or two, and that's all he needs.  Help defence from our other talls, and from wingers and small forwards should make it more difficult for Charlie to get that break.  Of course, cutting off the supply is the best way to stop Sydney's forwards and I think we've got the players to do that.

I'm quietly confident that we'll prevail.

Dean will come across and help Weiters when needed.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 0 2026 Pre-game Prognostications Carlton vs Sydney in Sydney
Last post by DJC -
Both Weiters and Charlie have talked about how much time they have spent competing against each other over the last ten years.  If anyone knows how to get the better of Charlie, it's Weiters and I don't buy the argument that Charlie is too fast for him.  Charlie is expecting Weiters to play on him and he probably will, at times.  I'm just not convinced that shutting Charlie down is make the best use of Weiters in terms of his intercept marking and setting up our transition from defence.

The only defender I wouldn't like to see spend a lot of time on Charlie is Lewis Young.  I think that his reaction time could give Charlie a metre or two, and that's all he needs.  Help defence from our other talls, and from wingers and small forwards should make it more difficult for Charlie to get that break.  Of course, cutting off the supply is the best way to stop Sydney's forwards and I think we've got the players to do that.

I'm quietly confident that we'll prevail.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 0 2026 Pre-game Prognostications Carlton vs Sydney in Sydney
Last post by Lods -

Love us to give it a kick start...but I think it will be the Swans by 3-4 goals.

I'm looking to this year as an improvement on last year, and while that result may seem contradictory it actually aligns with their 2025 ladder positions.
They only finished one spot above us, but had three more wins.
Add to that its on their home ground.
If we win this one it will be a great start.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 0 2026 Pre-game Prognostications Carlton vs Sydney in Sydney
Last post by Sexybronco -
I hope your right mate but after watching us get humbled by a reserve team outfit last year in R1 I'm dont have a heap of confidence beating Sydney in Sydney.

In melb it may have been an even money bet but up there is never easy
 
I'm more optimistic the players will lift for the coach given this season is make or break in many ways and I think the Swans are also at the crossroads with their new coach and have sold the farm for Charlie for an instant fix when I think the problems are elsewhere.
you may be right EB, but we’ll definitely be on the receiving end of the sugar hit that Curnow has brought the Swans. If we find a way to win it will be an impressive achievement.
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)
Last post by DJC -
A crew member aboard a USN nuclear sub involved in secret squirrel stuff off Greenland became so sick that the sub had to reveal itself and ask for Greenland's assistance which was freely given.

Nek minit, Taco is announcing that he's sending a hospital ship to Greenland to address the dire health issues confronting Greenlanders.  Of course, Greenland has universal healthcare and, while their health outcomes aren't up to par with Denmark, the USA generally ranks dead last for health metrics among peer nations.  Greenlanders, quite rightly, don't want their healthcare downgraded.

The real kicker is that the USN has two Mercy Class hospital ships and one of them is supposed to be on its way to Greenland.  Unfortunately, they're both out of action undergoing repairs in an Alabama shipyard.  Then there's the problem that both ships (converted supertankers) are non-ice class meaning that they can't operate safely in Arctic waters.