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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 3 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Melbourne
Last post by DJC -
My day at the footy:

I left home at 1300 and caught the VLine train from South Geelong.  It was a leisurely trip, so leisurely that I missed our first two goals.

One of the things I noticed walking from the station to the G was how few cars were parked in Yarra Park; fuel prices are biting.

I haven’t listened to any commentary on the match, read any reviews or posts here, watched replays and I haven’t seen any stats or votes.  What follows are my own impressions, as flawed as they may be.

We played damn good footy in the first quarter and it seemed that we were going to give the Dees an old-fashioned shellacking.  The only concern I had was that Max Gawn was all over Pitto and Skull.

The second quarter was much the same, although we weren’t getting the results on the scoreboard and big Max stepped his game up a notch.

I braved the crush in the Legends’ Lounge at half time and enjoyed a glass of Balter XPA.

At the start of the third quarter two thirds of the G was bathed in sunlight and it looked magnificent.  I thought that you couldn’t get a better day in Melbourne, if only our team could continue on. Half way through the third quarter, the sun began shining directly into my eyes and my shady seat was roasting.  Mistakes were creeping into our game and Gawn had stepped up another notch.  Kosi Pickett was making his presence felt too.

We started the last quarter well and my confidence was restored ... momentarily!  Melbourne lifted again and it was like we’d lost all confidence and cohesion and were resigned to losing.

It’s probably unfair to single players out but I thought that Kemp had an absolute shocker.  He seemed to be far more concerned about his opponent than he was about leading and making his defender work.  Our youngsters – Dean, Smith, Carroll, Byrne and Skull - all made rookie errors.  That’s to be expected but it’s still momentum sapping.  And, speaking of momentum sapping, the holding the ball free against Hewett was critical … and the Dees seemed to get more than their fair share of critical frees.

Lij Hollands was mercurial at times and the usual suspects plugged away, but we had no answer to big Max and Kosi.

Forget about Daicos and the Bont, Max Gawn is the best footballer going around now.  Apart from his ruckwork, the outcome of virtually every kick down the line was a foregone conclusion.   

The train trip home was morose and strangely quiet.  I spoke to a Melbourne supporter who was getting off at South Geelong too and he said, “I can’t work out how we won, or how you lost.”  I think the answer is between the ears.

I got home just after 2030; a long and pretty dismal day.
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: General Discussions
Last post by kruddler -
Even if they are put there illegally in a lot of cases?

Thats not a bad deal??

Next thing youll tell me is that was all instituted by the superior race.
So I suppose in the model you propose that the police are the traders, the courts are the auctioneers and the government the new owner!

Well I can't ask if that is you Dezi, because he's dead!

I'm not proposing any model, just saying if you want free (extremely cheap labour) simply start a 'war on drugs' and that problem will be solved. Now if that 'war' involves a lot of police officers planting evidence, then they would simply be a casualty of war.

Its a deep rabbit hole if you really want to investigate, so watch your step
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 4 2026 Pre Game Prognostications Carlton vs North Melbourne
Last post by kruddler -



It's not...Kemp can go back, Derksen can come in, Young can go forward and Ruck.
Which is what I'd do...
or
Straight swap.
Reidy in, HOK out.

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No 2nd ruck. Prefer a runner. No point having a slow ruck when you can have a runner in. Young or Harry can have those duties. Young forward though, yes.

Someone has got the message i've been spouting for years!  ;D
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: General Discussions
Last post by LP -
Even if they are put there illegally in a lot of cases?

Thats not a bad deal??

Next thing youll tell me is that was all instituted by the superior race.
So I suppose in the model you propose that the police are the traders, the courts are the auctioneers and the government the new owner!

Well I can't ask if that is you Dezi, because he's dead!
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 4 2026 Pre Game Prognostications Carlton vs North Melbourne
Last post by laj -
Lose this game and it will be Voss's last, he will not survive a loss like this.

If we lose, as expected, MV won't be sacked.    It's looking vey likely so far that until the bye round we may only have 1 or possibly 2 wins,  but I think it will be the manner of the coming losses and whether MV continues to have zero game plan and have further disconnect from the playing group which will determine if he stays or goes after the bye.   In other words,  he is on borrowed time.  The other factor imo is whether GW has the replacement ready to go - and I've no doubt  it's something he's working on right now.
Then it becomes a waste of a season if we wait until the bye. If we lose to North it should be his last. Then lets see what someone else can do with most of a full season ahead of them. Only  have to finish 10th.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 4 2026 Pre Game Prognostications Carlton vs North Melbourne
Last post by laj -
....and what if the cupboard is so bare we don't have a choice BUT to play him?


It's not...Kemp can go back, Derksen can come in, Young can go forward and Ruck.
Which is what I'd do...
or
Straight swap.
Reidy in, HOK out.

.
No 2nd ruck. Prefer a runner. No point having a slow ruck when you can have a runner in. Young or Harry can have those duties. Young forward though, yes.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 4 2026 Pre Game Prognostications Carlton vs North Melbourne
Last post by Thryleon -
There was some suggestion Haynes had done a hamstring in the VFL but he's not appearing on the injury list. He'd be a handy in with Dean missing.

Maybe he was just managed rather than actually has an injury.  Some equate going off early with injury, but given the short turnaround from last week to this week, its entirely possible they just put him on ICE after 3/4.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 4 2026 Pre Game Prognostications Carlton vs North Melbourne
Last post by Bluesers -
Lose this game and it will be Voss's last, he will not survive a loss like this.

If we lose, as expected, MV won't be sacked.    It's looking vey likely so far that until the bye round we may only have 1 or possibly 2 wins,  but I think it will be the manner of the coming losses and whether MV continues to have zero game plan and have further disconnect from the playing group which will determine if he stays or goes after the bye.   In other words,  he is on borrowed time.  The other factor imo is whether GW has the replacement ready to go - and I've no doubt  it's something he's working on right now.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 3 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Melbourne
Last post by Lods -
Youve said it, ive said it. Percentage is a better predictor of how well you are going rather than wins/losses and ladder position.

You can ignore it all you like and hope we can find clubs to beat up on to inflate our %, but ill give you the hot tip, i think we've already played 2 teams that are vying for the positions held by north and west coast last year.....and i think north and west coast have very much improved, especially relative to us.

I agree with you it's a better predictor of performance....but not after two or three rounds when big margins can skew the percentages.
I've had a bit of a look at some ladders and it actually doesn't take too long for things to settle down, probably around round 8-10, and the top team's percentages come back around the 120-130 mark.
What you still get there though is some wide variations, with teams with percentages under 100% in the top eight, and teams with 100+outside the 8.

By round 24 your top 8 will nearly always be over 100%
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: General Discussions
Last post by kruddler -


Does the government count as 'Australians'?
They are in charge of prisons.
Are people in prison free?
Are people in prison forced into labour with repercussions if they do not?

Prisoners are incarcerated under our judicial system and they're not owned by the government.  Prisoners are paid between $30 and $70 for a 30 hour week.  Advocates maintain that's "slave labour" but with their board, lodging, education and training costing around $3,000 a week, it's not a bad deal.

Even if they are put there illegally in a lot of cases?

Thats not a bad deal??

Next thing youll tell me is that was all instituted by the superior race.