Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #4605 – June 20, 2025, 04:56:56 pm

Narendra Modi just gave Taco a decent serve about falsely taking credit for the India-Pakistan ceasefire. Taco has been claiming that his trade overtures led to the ceasefire but, according Indian foreign secretary Vikram Misri, Modi told the Toddler in Chief during a 35-minute call that there was no US mediation, no trade-based incentive, and no discussion of American involvement at any level. Modi explained that Pakistan requested a ceasefire through existing military communication channels after sustaining significant damage to nine air bases.

Taco has now modified his language from "I stopped the war between Pakistan and India." to "[I'm] so happy that two smart people ... decided not to keep going with that war ... That could have been a nuclear war. Those are two nuclear powers, big ones, big, big nuclear powers, and they decided that".

And, while I'm at it, how about his brand new gold smartphone and phone service?

You too can have a USD169 Chinese smartphone for USD499. MAGA will be all over it

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #4606 – June 20, 2025, 05:01:12 pm

Quote from: DJC – on June 20, 2025, 04:56:56 pm

You too can have a USD169 Chinese smartphone for USD499. MAGA will be all over it

Made in Chimerica!

If the delivery address states USA, it qualifies as Made in America!

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #4607 – June 20, 2025, 05:05:15 pm

I was chatting to some colleagues about his apparent random behaviour, when one of them chimed in with a interesting hypothesis.

It's not random, it appears to be a behaviour of a person who's already had half a dose of Novichok, and knows if he makes the wrong decision Part B is coming via express delivery.

Have you ever seen him open a door?

Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

Reply #4608 – June 20, 2025, 05:58:48 pm

Quote from: LP – on June 20, 2025, 05:05:15 pm

I was chatting to some colleagues about his apparent random behaviour, when one of them chimed in with a interesting hypothesis.

It's not random, it appears to be a behaviour of a person who's already had half a dose of Novichok, and knows if he makes the wrong decision Part B is coming via express delivery.

Have you ever seen him open a door?

I have seen him walk into a wall

I have also seen him attempt to walk out of an executive order announcement without signing the order. I have also seen him fall asleep during a meeting with the Saudis, then walk away from the document he was supposed to sign. One of the Saudis led him back as you would lead a toddler or an elder with dementia.