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Reply #45 – Today at 09:19:13 am

My career at the bicycle factory was very successful.

After just one week I was made the spokes person.

😇

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Reply #46 – Today at 10:12:12 am

Why do maths books look so sad...

So many problems...

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Reply #47 – Today at 11:15:02 am

What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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Reply #48 – Today at 11:17:20 am

Primary school teacher asks the class "whats 1 + 1?"
Little Isaac responds "That depends Miss, are we buying or selling?"

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Reply #49 – Today at 12:11:36 pm

I’ve become addicted to brake fluid.
My doctor’s worried but I can stop at any time.