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The Sports Desk / Re: Barry Cable Learns his fate
Last post by crashlander -
Found not guilty of historic sexual assault charges.
Not quite that simple. Not enough evidence to convict. The judge suggested that one of women involved was, in all probability, assaulted sexually. But there wasn't enough evidence to prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt.

Probably no the outcome that either party wanted, but that's it legally. No further action without considerable new evidence, which isn't happening.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by Gointocarlton -
Coaches' votes :

10 Nick Daicos (COLL)
6 Oliver Florent (CARL)
4 Jamie Elliott (COLL)
3 Patrick Lipinski (COLL)
3 Harry Perryman (COLL)
2 Sam Walsh (CARL)
2 Darcy Cameron (COLL)

Good to see Ollie F getting a nod. Both him and his good buddy Hayward must be wondering what they've got themselves into.
Well done to Ollie Florent
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by Bluesers -
W D L

Alistair Clarkson - North Melbourne
15 1 49

Michel Voss - Carlton
47 1 48

Given that some fans believe we are the new St Kilda, Vossy is knocking it out of the park.

Love him or hate him, Clarko has a hefty successful bank account of success to draw upon - Dawks... and he took over an absolute cot-case - Kangabies.

How does Clarkos first 10 years as a senior coach stack up against Vossy's  ;)

I agree,   mostly unfair and irrelevant comparison
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by Bluesers -
The coaching group were replenished 6 months ago but you keep on burning the witches 👍🏼
Bring in the Inquisitors, they always get it right! ;)

The logic in the haters is laughable, they think The List is NBG, the Recruiting staff are NBG, the Medical staff are NBG, the MC is NBG and the Coach is NBG. I suppose after leaving some embers smouldering they now think The CEO is NBG too.

It's all sound logic. :D

It's pointless that I write this in trying to correct the perspective, because they can't think their way through their own arguments.

Actually, I think they aren't thinking at all! :o

Morons and Idiots repeat the same thing over and over again hoping for a better result.
Yea right,   much the same as a broken (LP) record...      Here's an idea,   CFC just stay the current trajectory without changing anything -  let's see where that leads us...
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by kruddler -
Interesting hearing Luke Beveridge after the Geelong game. He said that as coaches, you either mold the game style to the players you have, or you establish a game style that you know will be successful, and you ask everyone to come up to that. He stated he's always tried the latter. It's similar to the old adage of designing / building a house down to a budget, or up to a standard.

You reckon anyone at Carlton has the patience to wait for a coach to get all the pieces he requires?

The Sack Voss crowd is proof that we don't.

It takes years to turn over a list and get the players you wanted, up to AFL level. We sack coaches before we get to that level.
Then the cycle repeats.
Its why we need to get the list management side of things right before we worry about who gets to coach them.
The current mob just fill the list with small forwards and says 'good luck with that' and gets a pat on the back in the process.  ::)
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by PaulP -
Fact. Both at the start of Voss's tenure and again last off season when all the new assistants came in, the coaching group  worked with playing group to workshop and determined how the players wanted to play and their thoughts on the game plan they wanted and where they thought their strengths were. The coaches devised a game plan based on those workshops so to say Voss is not up to it is nonsense because they are all (playing group and coaches) equally complicit in the way they play. This fact is always overlooked in these discussions.
It is my opinion and probably the opinion of most footy analysts that we are 16th because as a team/list:
- We are slow (leg speed)
- We are poor kicks (field and for goal)
- We have poor onfield leadership from senior players.
Personally, ie my opinion, I think our players seem to have very low footy IQ compared to better teams in the comp. I based this on when I see the way they position relative to their opponents and how slowly they react to what's going on around them. You can changes the coaching group again if you want, after the initial sugar hit it will be back to where we are know whilst our list is composed the way it is.

I always believed this was the case, rather than Moses coming down Mount Sinai with the 10 Commandments.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: AFL Rd 6 2026 Post Game Prognostications Carlton vs Collingwood
Last post by Gointocarlton -
Good luck getting our ball butchers and slow pokes to play the modern game. That's why we are in 16th spot.

Agree, both areas are in need of major change - coaching group is not up and the list needs major change to key areas. We are desperate with clean skilled users and players that can move quick when transitioning. Not sure we have any in these catagory.

The speed point is list managements failure the skills one is debatable. We dont seem to develop players well so who knows.     

You need a coach that can adapt to the times, provide sound gameplans that are tailored to beat the opposition each week and be capable of make smart game day moves the minute they are needed and finally to motivate the charges. Voss fails imo in most of those areas. 


Fact. Both at the start of Voss's tenure and again last off season when all the new assistants came in, the coaching group  worked with playing group to workshop and determined how the players wanted to play and their thoughts on the game plan they wanted and where they thought their strengths were. The coaches devised a game plan based on those workshops so to say Voss is not up to it is nonsense because they are all (playing group and coaches) equally complicit in the way they play. This fact is always overlooked in these discussions.
It is my opinion and probably the opinion of most footy analysts that we are 16th because as a team/list:
- We are slow (leg speed)
- We are poor kicks (field and for goal)
- We have poor onfield leadership from senior players.
Personally, ie my opinion, I think our players seem to have very low footy IQ compared to better teams in the comp. I based this on when I see the way they position relative to their opponents and how slowly they react to what's going on around them. You can changes the coaching group again if you want, after the initial sugar hit it will be back to where we are know whilst our list is composed the way it is.