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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The New Joke Thread
Last post by Lods -
Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in the Apple trees.

Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking Apples. ;)
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Blah-Blah Bar / Re: The New Joke Thread
Last post by Gointocarlton -
Quote from: DJC – on
There’s nothing quite like a Little Johnny joke 😀
In Italy, they tell Pierino jokes, similar nature, young boy who is a smart ass and has all the answers just like Johnny. Only difference, they tell them in any setting and they can be quite blue. I'll never forget an Italian comedian told one in public at the very first Lygon Street Festa that was very blue and I recall all the older Italians hear pissing themselves laughing.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Captain 2027
Last post by Lods -
Not sure why that's occurred.
It may be as the thread starter, my vote doesn't get counted in the total.
Seems strange, but probably doesn't skew the vote to a great extent.
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The Sports Desk / Re: Formula 1
Last post by Gointocarlton -
Andrea Kimi Antonelli - First Italian World F1 Champion since Ascari in the 50s, well done to the young man, a generational talent. One drought is over, next year Ferrari will the Championships and Carlton will win flag no 17.
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The Sports Desk / Re: God help me - the Cricket thread
Last post by DJC -
Quote from: dodge – on
Quote from: Milhanna13 – on
Nathan Lyon   44   10   101   2
Simon Harmer   21.1   14   16   6

that's where the match was won and lost.    lyon not up to it on a deck ragging sideways........
Except thanks to winning the toss and bowling,  Harmer had a fifth day pitch, Lyon didn't.

Harmer did take four wickets in our first innings giving him 10 for 120 to Lyon's 4 for 124 for the match.  Of course, Harmer did have the advantage of some inept batting.
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Robert Heatley Stand / Re: Captain 2027
Last post by PaulP -
A very minor point, but at this writing, Cripps has 8 votes and Walsh 5, yet the Total Members Voted says 12.