God help me - the Cricket thread

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Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1485 – December 17, 2024, 01:01:21 pm

Selfish stuff

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1486 – December 17, 2024, 01:07:09 pm

I suppose it wasn't an accident the secret fitness test was held away from the cameras of the general media.

This is the NSW Cricket Mafia defending it's monopoly.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1487 – December 17, 2024, 01:07:19 pm

It's a calf strain apparently ...

I guess that means Bolo will play at the MCG

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1488 – December 17, 2024, 01:08:58 pm

Poor bastards, had to bowl Lyon!

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1489 – December 17, 2024, 01:09:52 pm

Quote from: LP – on December 17, 2024, 01:07:09 pm

I suppose it wasn't an accident the secret fitness test was held away from the cameras of the general media.

That was legit. They needed a longer run up than was possible at the Gabba and there is footage.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1490 – December 17, 2024, 01:10:16 pm

Quote from: Professer E – on December 17, 2024, 11:25:37 am

If The hoff has done his side again the entire NSW cricket mafia should sack themselves. We all know the culpable parties.

Picked a faux "all-rounder" and gambled on an injured seamer. Not good enough.

Prof, There was no need to play Hazelwood given Bolands form and common sense would have said rest him for this test. As you implied given the issues with Marsh and his injuries its been a ballsup under the banner of the NSW mafia never wanting to give a sucker an even break in Bolands case and its backfired. Luckily the inept and disinterested Indians have provided some relief with their loose batting and we should be able to ride out the game if the weather holds up and win the test.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1491 – December 17, 2024, 01:13:20 pm

It's a "side related calf strain", strained his calf trying to get the front of a queue!

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1492 – December 17, 2024, 05:34:34 pm

Time for the passenger to extract the digit

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1493 – December 18, 2024, 12:52:43 pm

It's a moot point anyway, crap Queensland weather has spoilt this match.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1494 – December 18, 2024, 01:20:26 pm

Cricket is probably the one sport that has to take climate change seriously, or it's long standing traditional schedules are going to be littered with non-events.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1495 – December 18, 2024, 02:16:03 pm

Right,

I've had a screwing enough of these Muppets..

Khawaja....just retire you crab
McSweeney...not an openers A-hole
Marnus....still horribly out of form

Marsh....another cheap dismissal and Webster should be fitted for a baggy.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1496 – December 18, 2024, 02:35:13 pm

Marsh = over rated passenger

Boland Webster and Konstas NEXT TEST

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1497 – December 18, 2024, 03:15:19 pm

Watch this backfire....no other side would give away a gift like this (aside from the Poms first test last ashes). Careers on the line here Pat.

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1498 – December 18, 2024, 04:24:38 pm

Quote from: Professer E – on December 18, 2024, 03:15:19 pm

Watch this backfire....no other side would give away a gift like this (aside from the Poms first test last ashes). Careers on the line here Pat.

That'll be a bonus from NSW, VCA and CA, let India pull off a miracle victory, maximise the return for the Melbourne and Sydney tests!

There will be a 150K Ex.Pat Indians trying to get into the MCG Boxing Day!

Re: God help me - the Test Cricket thread

Reply #1499 – December 19, 2024, 10:17:23 am

Apparently day 1 is already a sell out.

We just need to pick the right side. We don't pick the best side for the situation, it's been a problem for a long time.